Moving Day!

Today is the day that we move into the theater. It's all happening! See you soon, slut lovers!

A Sugar Dish Fairy Costume in the Making

Step One:
Remove waistband from vinyl skirt.




Step Two:
Attach de-waisted skirt to ballerina tutu





Step Three:
Cut waistband to create "ribbons" for pointe shoes



Final Step: Rock the Fucking House.

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Here's your chance:

Visit us here and ask anything you want.

Yes, anything.

Two Casts Are Better Than One

Did you know that this year's Slutcracker has two unbelievable casts? That's two times the sluttiness, which we didn't even know was possible after last year's smorgasbord of sluttery - but it is!

This year we have the Amazing Cast and the Bodacious Cast. The Amazing Cast will rock your worlds on Friday and Sunday nights as well as the 2nd Sunday matinee and the Service Industry Night (SIN) Monday show! The Bodacious Cast will blow your minds on Thursday and Saturday nights as well as the first and third Sunday matinees.

Here are the cast lists for each fabulous iteration:

Amazing Cast:
Clara: Malice in Wonderland
Fritz: Paolo Mania
Slutcracker Prince: Oliver Tryst
Drosselmeyer: Mary Dolan
Dance of the Reed Pole: Sugar Dish
Wet Spot Fairy: UnAmerika's Sweetheart Karin Webb


Bodacious Cast:
Clara: Femme Bones
Fritz: Paolo Mania
Slutcracker Princess: Pamela Passion
Drosselmeyer: Mary Widow
Dance of the Reed Pole: Ammon EP
Wet Spot Fairy: Devilicia

'Twas the Night Before Slutcracker

This year, The Slutcracker will have an added bonus. Vanessa White, along with John Wentworth, has rewritten yet another holiday classic to give us: 'Twas the Night Before Slutcracker.

They then teamed up with the incredible Walter Sickert, who created the exquisite illustrations needed to turn this into a full-fledged book. This hardback, full color book will be available exclusively at performances of The Slutcracker, and, like its namesake, it is sure to be an instant classic.

Don't miss your chance to pick one up!

The Slutcracker Goes International

That's right, folks. This year, for the first time ever, The Slutcracker will be crossing national borders to rock the hearts, minds, and groins of the lovely citizens of Montreal.

We will be doing shows on Dec. 30 & 31.

That's right; The Slutcracker is closing on New Year's Eve. That show is going to be MIND-BLOWING, so prepare yourselves.

More details to come!

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Slutcracker tickets are on sale!

This happens every year: people want to come to the show. For whatever reason, they're not planners, so they don't jump on tickets. So the time comes! It's the show they've chosen to attend! And they can't get tickets, because it's sold out. So they're calling us, trying to find a way in. And every year, they're disappointed, because we are sluts, not magicians, and we cannot make seats appear from thin air.

So believe us when we say, "Buy your tickets now."

Even though we're doing an additional weekend this year, tickets are going fast, and this baby WILL sell out. We want to see your beautiful faces in the audience, and we want you to see our beautiful...faces, too!

Get tickets here.