Friday, December 3, 2010


The Slutcracker opens TONIGHT!

After months and months of hard work, our cast and crew of Sluts are prepared to rock your collective world.

Tickets are selling like crazy; we sold 100 tickets in one hour yesterday, and sales are only getting faster!

That means that to get your tickets, you should act now. Don't put it off, or you will miss this Boston Holiday tradition!

Boston tickets are on sale here.

Montreal tickets are available here.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

One More Day!

It is only ONE more day until we open in Boston. Davis Square is so thick with Sluts, you can almost taste them in the air.

And now, because we love you, we give you a little present.

Meet Amy 3.0!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Moving Day!

Today is the day that we move into the theater. It's all happening! See you soon, slut lovers!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

A Sugar Dish Fairy Costume in the Making

Step One:
Remove waistband from vinyl skirt.

Step Two:
Attach de-waisted skirt to ballerina tutu

Step Three:
Cut waistband to create "ribbons" for pointe shoes

Final Step: Rock the Fucking House.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Do you have any questions you've been dying to ask about The Slutcracker?

Here's your chance:

Visit us here and ask anything you want.

Yes, anything.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Two Casts Are Better Than One

Did you know that this year's Slutcracker has two unbelievable casts? That's two times the sluttiness, which we didn't even know was possible after last year's smorgasbord of sluttery - but it is!

This year we have the Amazing Cast and the Bodacious Cast. The Amazing Cast will rock your worlds on Friday and Sunday nights as well as the 2nd Sunday matinee and the Service Industry Night (SIN) Monday show! The Bodacious Cast will blow your minds on Thursday and Saturday nights as well as the first and third Sunday matinees.

Here are the cast lists for each fabulous iteration:

Amazing Cast:
Clara: Malice in Wonderland
Fritz: Paolo Mania
Slutcracker Prince: Oliver Tryst
Drosselmeyer: Mary Dolan
Dance of the Reed Pole: Sugar Dish
Wet Spot Fairy: UnAmerika's Sweetheart Karin Webb

Bodacious Cast:
Clara: Femme Bones
Fritz: Paolo Mania
Slutcracker Princess: Pamela Passion
Drosselmeyer: Mary Widow
Dance of the Reed Pole: Ammon EP
Wet Spot Fairy: Devilicia

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

'Twas the Night Before Slutcracker

This year, The Slutcracker will have an added bonus. Vanessa White, along with John Wentworth, has rewritten yet another holiday classic to give us: 'Twas the Night Before Slutcracker.

They then teamed up with the incredible Walter Sickert, who created the exquisite illustrations needed to turn this into a full-fledged book. This hardback, full color book will be available exclusively at performances of The Slutcracker, and, like its namesake, it is sure to be an instant classic.

Don't miss your chance to pick one up!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Slutcracker Goes International

That's right, folks. This year, for the first time ever, The Slutcracker will be crossing national borders to rock the hearts, minds, and groins of the lovely citizens of Montreal.

We will be doing shows on Dec. 30 & 31.

That's right; The Slutcracker is closing on New Year's Eve. That show is going to be MIND-BLOWING, so prepare yourselves.

More details to come!